Friday, 24 January 2014

Wednesday Earcandle Antics

Although guidelines from the Canadian government deterred the use of ear candles; 
"The practice of ear candling has recently become popular as an alternative therapy. Some promoters say it is an ancient treatment that can cure a number of medical problems. Don't listen: ear candling is dangerous, and has no proven medical benefit"
it didn't stop us from setting our ear (candles) alight.
Holland and Barrett's finest
CANDLEZ
C'mon baby light my fire.
You fo' real?
Bitch, this came out your ear. 
Mmmm... 
"Has it worked yet or am I on fire? Samantha, ANSWER ME!"

I can confirm that although we didn't believe that our candle endeavour would actually clear our ears out, it was a lovely waste of an evening and detracted from the sibling hangover and subsequent Dominoes that we indulged in. Overall success? 

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